Carl Barron would be my hero simply because he is hilarious and he gets paid to make people wee a little in their pants. The other day when I was using the lounge as a rowing machine I decided to put on Carl Barron to make it more enjoyable. It went from dry rowing to slightly moist rowing.
I could tell you about his jokes but that would be plagiarism because I would have to copy them exactly to make them as hilarious as he, so here is a snippet of my hero.